Unpacking Service...ANYONE?!?!?

Is there one out there? I mean, really...I'd like to know. We're pretty much all moved in, so for me the hard part begins. I don't know how I want things set up. I don't know where I want things to go. If there were a such thing as an "Unpacking Service" I think I'd like to have them in my employ. I hate unwrapping dishes. I hate re-folding clothes. I hate putting CDs and books away*. I'd really rather just walk into my new home and have it all done for me. Any volunteers?

*I hate putting CDs and books away because I'm anal and I have to put them in alphabetical order. Sue me.