Memory Foam...Alien Technology?

Seriously, I think it’s up there with Velcro™ and Silly Putty™. My wonderful Mommy bought a Memory Foam mattress topper for our anniversary (it won out over the Cuisinart, given my current situation) and Kenny put it on the bed Tuesday night. It is HEAVEN! Coupled with the new pillows I bought (we DESPARATELY needed them) I have been sleeping pleasantly every night. Kenny says it “takes some getting used to”*.



*I think that’s code for “I don’t really like it, but I know you do so I’m gonna deal ‘cause you’re all knocked up and stuff **


**Damn, he reads this, doesn’t he? LOVEYOULOTS HONEY!!!!